Excuse this crude form of communication. lam far to the North and it seems my thoughts are unable to reach you. In all future material correspondence we will use our host names and common human language forms.
I write looking for clarification of recent perplexing reports on your conduct. Is it true that you have been incarcerating and tormenting humans? What is the purpose for this? It would seem that your host's predilections are affecting your own behavior. You must bring this under your control and cease this superfluous activity. Your role is to facilitate our laboratories with the collection of corpses. Limit yourself to the parameters of this task or you will be recalled.